If someone could interview my 2 year old...

Thought just for fun, I'd let you all have a peek into the life of my 2 year old monkey mover, Mason. Here's how the interview would go:

(The interview would of course need to be held in front of a Veggietales movie and Mason is given unlimited popcorn and juice to keep him happy)

INTERVIEWER: Mason, how old are you?

MASON: Two!!

INTERVIEWER: What number comes after 2?

MASON: Four Five!!

INTERVIEWER: Interesting. So, what did you do today?

MASON: Coloring, outside, good nap, eat cheese, watch Veggietales movie.

INTERVIEWER: Wow! What a day you've had! What you like to elaborate--
(interview is interrupted by Mason belting out the Veggietales theme song, as the video begins)

MASON: Bob! Larry!!

INTERVIEWER: Indeed. Tell me, Mason, what is your favorite Veggietales movie?

(Mason ponders this a moment...or maybe he just can't take his eyes off his movie)
MASON: LarryBoy!! Moe Eccik (Moe and the Big Exit), Bean (Lord of the Beans), Josh (Josh and the Big Wall), Bunny (Rack, Shack and Benny), Guinea (Gideon), Easter (An Easter Carol), Sheerluck (Sheerluck Holmes)

INTERVIEWER: I guess you can't pick just one. That's fair. Would you say you are a Veggietales conneiseur?

MASON: I like Veggietales all day.

INTERVIEWER: I'll take that as a yes.
(before the interviewer is able to ask any more questions, Mason has hopped off the couch with a mouthful of popcorn and his juice cup in hand and goes off to play with his farm animals)

THE END. :)